A pipe burst in my laptop and I could not get hold of a plumber.
I got stuck in The Twilight Zone buying and selling "unreal" estate.
I fell into a black hole and then a wormhole, and was almost eaten by a giant robin.
Aliens messed with my memory and . . . I could not get hold of an architect.
The world ended and public transit was slow.
The dog ate my Internet connection.
I lost my aluminum hat which protects me from alien and computer radiation.
I was in Germany eating vegetables.
I helped Sir Onion rescue Lady Hamand Cheese from a fire-breathing sandwich.
Being online interferes with my Procrastinators Anonymous meetings.
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