BANANAS
I like bananas. Bananas are the cure for which there is no known disease. I could eat bananas all the time and never get tired of them. I like them so much that I don't care whether people call me a monkey.
THE CANADIAN PLUNGER SOCIETY
I like going to weekly meetings with plungers, and socializing with plungers. I feel a kinship with plungers because of the crap in my life. The plungers help me to deal with it.
THE SUN
I like the Sun. It makes me feel warm. But I can only take the Sun during the day. I have no desire to see the Sun at night.
UROTURIES
I like uroturies. I don't know why, but I do. I don't know what uroturies are, but this does not stop me from liking them. Uroturies are cool!
WORMHOLES
I like wormholes. I don't like holes made by worms, but the connections between regions of space and time. Wormholes are fun!
Wasn't it fun going through that wormhole to
The End?
