Friday, June 26, 2015

MY BOOK OF QUESTIONS




My Book of  Questions was recently published on the planet Jargonthynos.  The date for the publication of an Earth edition is not known.  Here is an excerpt:


Are dogs lucky that fire hydrants never complain?  


Do fire hydrants have low self-esteem?


What perverse pleasure does God get by sending earthquakes, hurricanes, and other disasters?


Was there a fifth season whose murder was committed and covered up by the CIA?


Is "Icon" something a jailbird says who does not know the word "am" and the indefinite article "a"?


How come black holes don't have a reality show?


What make and model of car does God drive?  Does he get good deals on gas?


Are sweepstakes brooms made from cows?


Has the world ended yet?

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