A Cigarette: "My nicotine is fighting with my hydrogen cyanide over which one should kill the person smoking me. Why can't they cooperate and make it a joint effort?"
A Pencil: "I want to lead my lead to writing."
A Hat: "I am trying to get ahead."
A Baseball Bat: "I'm having a ball!"
A Bank in Greece: "How much money can I make selling pencils?"
A Butt: "Is this ending appropriate?"
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