How did Satan get his job? Did he apply along with other devils? Did he see an ad in the Help Wanted section of the newspaper?
WANTED: Self-motivated, disciplined being with leadership skills to run a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Previous experience an asset but not necessary. Base salary plus commission on souls collected. Send resumès to The Creator of the Universe . . .
What about the interview for this job? Did God conduct it, or did he delegate it?
How about the devils who applied and did not get the job? How did they feel reading the rejection letter?
Dear One of a Million Devils,
Thank you for your interest in Hell. We have reviewed your resumè and were most impressed with your skills and qualifications. Unfortunately we cannot offer you this job because another candidate's qualifications better suited our needs.
We appreciate your interest in Hell, and wish you every success in finding a job in another universe.
Sincerely,
Archangel Michael
Satan's job must have good benefits and a good pension. If it didn't, then why would he keep it forever?
