A Christian group claims that the world will end Saturday May 21, 2011. On this date, Jesus will come back to take all the goodies up to Heaven, and leave the baddies to burn in Hell forever and ever, Amen. Of course this happens with the approval of a God that loves "unconditionally."
What will be the excuse, or excuses, this group will come up with on Sunday May 22, 2011? Our calculations were off? God changed His mind? Jesus wasn't feeling well? Jesus' chariot broke down? The Rapture ruptured? We forgot that Heaven is closed on weekends? The dog ate my Bible? The Devil made us say it? The Toronto Maple Leafs didn't win the Stanley Cup? What will their excuse be for the world not ending?
(I have an asbestos suit ready just in case.)
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