On Sunday November 6, 2016a.m., at 2:00 a.m., we set our clocks back one hour going from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time. Did anyone tell Mother Nature so she can adjust her clocks?
"Spring forward. Fall back."
"What about Summer and Winter?"
"They're watching Spring and Fall doing gymnastics."
"Daddy," said the child clock, "how long before we get to Standard Time?"
And the daddy clock replied, "It will take us about an hour."
"Hey Clock, how come it didn't take you long to read War and Peace?"
And Clock replied, "Oh, I have lots of time on my hands."
A mother sees her child rubbing a watch on his scraped knee.
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"I'm making my booboo better," says the child. "I heard that time heals all wounds."
If time flies, then how come it has never crashed into airplanes?
"I promise to love you until the end of time. After that I'm gonna find someone else."
