THINGS THEY NEVER KNEW

Adam and Eve never knew what is was like to go through puberty, and have pimples.



Noah never knew solitude.

Leonardo Da Vinci never knew why Mona Lisa was almost smiling. 



William Shakespeare never knew how to spell.



Sir Isaac Newton never knew how grateful he should be because watermelons don't grow on trees.



Benjamin Franklin never knew what it is like to pay for electricity.



René Descartes never knew that he could be without thinking.

Charles Dickens never knew that novels could be movies.




Adolph Hitler never knew sanity.

Albert Einstein never knew a good hair stylist.




God never knew what an embarrassment human beings would be before he created Adam and Eve.

SOME RELIGIOUS QUESTIONS . . .

How did Adam and Eve survive without a tv and the Internet?

What did they do for amusement besides talk to snakes and eat apples?

How much rent did God charge them before he evicted them?  

Does being evicted by God ruin your reputation forever?

Did Samson really run a club for people who hate barbers?

Did anyone on Noah's Ark have allergies?  

Did Lot's wife ever have a relationship with Dr. Pepper?

If the Lord is my Shepherd, then will he use me to make a sweater? 

Does the Golden Rule change with the price of gold?

THE ANIT-CHRIST, ADAM & EVE, THE DEVIL AND A CHICKEN, ETC.