THINGS THEY NEVER KNEW

Adam and Eve never knew what is was like to go through puberty, and have pimples.



Noah never knew solitude.

Leonardo Da Vinci never knew why Mona Lisa was almost smiling. 



William Shakespeare never knew how to spell.



Sir Isaac Newton never knew how grateful he should be because watermelons don't grow on trees.



Benjamin Franklin never knew what it is like to pay for electricity.



René Descartes never knew that he could be without thinking.

Charles Dickens never knew that novels could be movies.




Adolph Hitler never knew sanity.

Albert Einstein never knew a good hair stylist.




God never knew what an embarrassment human beings would be before he created Adam and Eve.

LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT SOME ARTISTS

Leonardo da Vinci loved dressing up as a women.  This is a self-portrait:

Poor Salvador Dali!  He could never figure out where to buy good-quality clocks.

Edvard Munch painted the first person exposed to rap music.

Vincent van Gogh had laser-eye surgery to correct his vision.  Unfortunately the surgeons had not perfected the technique.

Pablo Picasso took a jigsaw puzzle, and painted the what he saw after dumping the pieces from the box to the floor.

And finally, Doctor Griffin, The Invisible Man, loved painting self-portraits.

 

(Ha! Does Leonardo know that his fly is open? I bet he does. I've seen the way he looks at me. Well, I'm no tramp. He's not going to have his way with me -- unless I get a ride in his flying machine.)