HEADLINE HALLUCINATIONS

DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON SECRET LOVERS

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIN STANLEY CUP

SOLDIERS AROUND THE WORLD STOP FIGHTING TO PLAY POKEMON

PICASSO'S LOST DIARY ADMITS

 THAT HE CANNOT DRAW

GOVERNMENT CANCELS INCOME TAX

NATION'S POLITICIANS AGREE

 TO WORK FOR NO MONEY

 MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND 

ALIVE ON THE MOON

EARTH ADMITS BEING MENOPAUSAL

GLOBAL WARMING ONLY HOT FLASHES

GOVERNMENT TO RETURN MISSPENT 

MONEY TO TAXPAYERS

CANCER CAUSES SMOKING ACCORDING

TO NEW STUDY

FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN ENDS

 BLOG TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT SOME ARTISTS

Leonardo da Vinci loved dressing up as a women.  This is a self-portrait:

Poor Salvador Dali!  He could never figure out where to buy good-quality clocks.

Edvard Munch painted the first person exposed to rap music.

Vincent van Gogh had laser-eye surgery to correct his vision.  Unfortunately the surgeons had not perfected the technique.

Pablo Picasso took a jigsaw puzzle, and painted the what he saw after dumping the pieces from the box to the floor.

And finally, Doctor Griffin, The Invisible Man, loved painting self-portraits.

 

"Would I have looked any better if Pablo had painted me with his dominant hand?" - Dora Maar