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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Headlines





MOTHER NATURE GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE



PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CONVERTS TO ISLAM AND BANS HIMSELF FROM U.S.



HOLLYWOOD ACTORS FIGHT AMONGST THEMSELVES STARTING NEW STAR WARS



DERMATOLOGIST SKINNED ALIVE BY SAVAGES



GALLON OF GAS WORTH MORE THAN OUNCE OF GOLD



BEAR CHARGED WITH HUNTING WITHOUT A LICENCE



STANLEY KUBRICK NEVER EXISTED AND WAS FAKED BY MOON



SEAT BELT SAVES STOCK MARKET IN CRASH



NUCLEAR BOMB EXPLODES IN APATHY LAND AND NO ONE CARES



FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN STOPS BLOG TO PUT OUT MOTHER NATURE'S HOT FLASHES

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

HEADLINE HALLUCINATIONS



DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON SECRET LOVERS



TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIN STANLEY CUP



SOLDIERS AROUND THE WORLD STOP FIGHTING TO PLAY POKEMON



PICASSO'S LOST DIARY ADMITS
 THAT HE CANNOT DRAW



GOVERNMENT CANCELS INCOME TAX



NATION'S POLITICIANS AGREE
 TO WORK FOR NO MONEY



 MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND 
ALIVE ON THE MOON



EARTH ADMITS BEING MENOPAUSAL
GLOBAL WARMING ONLY HOT FLASHES



GOVERNMENT TO RETURN MISSPENT 
MONEY TO TAXPAYERS



CANCER CAUSES SMOKING ACCORDING
TO NEW STUDY



FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN ENDS
 BLOG TO GO TO THE BATHROOM