HEADLINE HALLUCINATIONS

DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON SECRET LOVERS

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIN STANLEY CUP

SOLDIERS AROUND THE WORLD STOP FIGHTING TO PLAY POKEMON

PICASSO'S LOST DIARY ADMITS

 THAT HE CANNOT DRAW

GOVERNMENT CANCELS INCOME TAX

NATION'S POLITICIANS AGREE

 TO WORK FOR NO MONEY

 MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND 

ALIVE ON THE MOON

EARTH ADMITS BEING MENOPAUSAL

GLOBAL WARMING ONLY HOT FLASHES

GOVERNMENT TO RETURN MISSPENT 

MONEY TO TAXPAYERS

CANCER CAUSES SMOKING ACCORDING

TO NEW STUDY

FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN ENDS

 BLOG TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

SOME SAY . . .

Some say that the world is run by an international cabal of bankers.  This can't be true.  The world is open longer than banker's hours.

Some say that flying saucers are real.  I found this true while I was married.

Some say that aliens walk amongst us. Should we tighten our immigration laws?

Some say that God is dead.  But no one can say when he died, where he is buried, or what he left in his will.

Some say that the world is getting warmer.  I keep telling myself this while freezing my gonads off while waiting for a bus on a frigid day.

Some say, "The End is near."  I say, "The End is here."

THE TRUTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

According to an article about nuclear power plant accidents by Simon Rogers in The Guardian, there have been "33 serious incidents and accidents at nuclear power stations since the first recorded one in 1952 at Chalk River in Ontario, Canada."  The last one recorded was in Fukushima in 2011.

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/mar/14/nuclear-power-plant-accidents-list-rank 

All the radiation from these accidents finds its way to something in male testicles.  Scientists don't know what that something is, but it attracts radiation at a phenomenal rate.  The radiation causes the testicles to glow and warm the surrounding area.  (This glow can only be seen with special equipment and is not visible to the naked eye.)

As of 2014, there were 3.5 billion males on Earth.  With the number of males and amount of radiation on the planet, Glow-Ball Warming is real.  The people in power tried to cover up Glow-Ball Warming by calling it Global Warming.  When this did not work, they changed the name from Global Warming to Climate Change.  

The radioactive glow from all the male testicles, caused by them attracting leaked radiation, is warming the planet.  That's the truth.

BURNING THE QUR'AN

     Why all the fuss over simple confusion?  Reverend Terry Jones is confused because he thinks he is doing God's work by burning the Qur'an.  Muslims are confused because they think a fellow human being can hurt or destroy what the Qur'an represents.  Political and religious leaders are confused because they, too, believe that what the Qur'an represents can be attacked.  Is this much ado about  madness?

     The Qur'an, The Bible, and any other holy book,  are symbols and symbols only.  They are not what they represent.  What they represent is beyond offense, harm and destruction.  Can you imagine if this was not so?

"Almighty God is Great, but He was hospitalized today when someone burned His Holy Book . . . "

      A restaurant's menu is not its food.

      What harm will be done by Reverend Jones?  Only the Qur'ans he burns will be destroyed.  He may contribute to global warming.  But other than that,  Islam will survive and so will Allah. 

     Reverend Jones thinks he is doing something significant.  Good for him.    After his "significant" act, he can celebrate, with his congregation,  at a local restaurant by eating the menu. 

     Are aliens watching us and laughing?