SOME SAY . . .

Some say that the world is run by an international cabal of bankers.  This can't be true.  The world is open longer than banker's hours.

Some say that flying saucers are real.  I found this true while I was married.

Some say that aliens walk amongst us. Should we tighten our immigration laws?

Some say that God is dead.  But no one can say when he died, where he is buried, or what he left in his will.

Some say that the world is getting warmer.  I keep telling myself this while freezing my gonads off while waiting for a bus on a frigid day.

Some say, "The End is near."  I say, "The End is here."