All About Ideas

"How many ideas does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Fifty.  One to change the bulb, and 49 to suggest better ways to do it."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"An idea."

"An idea who?"

"An idea E Equals M C Squared."

"Uh?"

"E Equals M C Squared."

"I don't get it."

"Is this Albert Einstein's house?"

"No."

"Sorry, wrong address."

"Why did the idea cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To be with 48 other ideas suggesting better ways to change a light bulb."

"Why did the idea cross the road?"

"To be with 48 other ideas?"

"No, to go to Albert Einstein's house."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"An idea."

"An idea who?"

"An idea that you don't know who is at your door."

An idea walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

The idea said, "I'll have something original, please."

The bartender left and then returned with this blog.  

The idea took a sip of this blog and said, "It's original, but poor quality."

THINGS THEY NEVER KNEW

Adam and Eve never knew what is was like to go through puberty, and have pimples.



Noah never knew solitude.

Leonardo Da Vinci never knew why Mona Lisa was almost smiling. 



William Shakespeare never knew how to spell.



Sir Isaac Newton never knew how grateful he should be because watermelons don't grow on trees.



Benjamin Franklin never knew what it is like to pay for electricity.



René Descartes never knew that he could be without thinking.

Charles Dickens never knew that novels could be movies.




Adolph Hitler never knew sanity.

Albert Einstein never knew a good hair stylist.




God never knew what an embarrassment human beings would be before he created Adam and Eve.