All About Ideas

"How many ideas does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Fifty.  One to change the bulb, and 49 to suggest better ways to do it."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"An idea."

"An idea who?"

"An idea E Equals M C Squared."

"Uh?"

"E Equals M C Squared."

"I don't get it."

"Is this Albert Einstein's house?"

"No."

"Sorry, wrong address."

"Why did the idea cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To be with 48 other ideas suggesting better ways to change a light bulb."

"Why did the idea cross the road?"

"To be with 48 other ideas?"

"No, to go to Albert Einstein's house."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"An idea."

"An idea who?"

"An idea that you don't know who is at your door."

An idea walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

The idea said, "I'll have something original, please."

The bartender left and then returned with this blog.  

The idea took a sip of this blog and said, "It's original, but poor quality."