A SELECTION FROM A BOOK OF QUESTIONS . . .

Is it true that doctors fear apples?


Has anyone, with good intentions, ever closed the road to Hell?


Can't beggars be anything they want?


Will boys be boys?


How come we can walk on blood and not water?


Can we be fair in love and war?


Is talk costly?


How come worms that get up early always get caught? 


Is just before dawn the worst time for a power failure?


How do you know that a doornail is dead?


How come people full of piss and vinegar don't feel sick?


How long do I have to wait before I get good things?

SOME RELIGIOUS QUESTIONS . . .

How did Adam and Eve survive without a tv and the Internet?

What did they do for amusement besides talk to snakes and eat apples?

How much rent did God charge them before he evicted them?  

Does being evicted by God ruin your reputation forever?

Did Samson really run a club for people who hate barbers?

Did anyone on Noah's Ark have allergies?  

Did Lot's wife ever have a relationship with Dr. Pepper?

If the Lord is my Shepherd, then will he use me to make a sweater? 

Does the Golden Rule change with the price of gold?