Sayings

A stitch in Time makes Time say, "Ouch!"

A fool and his money are soon taxed.

A house divided against itself equals one.

A miss is as good as a mile?  A miss is better than a mile.  At least you can date a miss.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but often plays at rock concerts.

A watched pot never boils.  You have to turn on the stove.

All that glitters is not gold.  Behold the sparkling wit in this blog.

All you need is love, lots of money and some candy.

All things must piss.  (Alive things that is.)

All roads lead to Rome and this confuses travelers.

All ends must come from good things.

A SELECTION FROM A BOOK OF QUESTIONS . . .

Is it true that doctors fear apples?


Has anyone, with good intentions, ever closed the road to Hell?


Can't beggars be anything they want?


Will boys be boys?


How come we can walk on blood and not water?


Can we be fair in love and war?


Is talk costly?


How come worms that get up early always get caught? 


Is just before dawn the worst time for a power failure?


How do you know that a doornail is dead?


How come people full of piss and vinegar don't feel sick?


How long do I have to wait before I get good things?