Sayings

A stitch in Time makes Time say, "Ouch!"

A fool and his money are soon taxed.

A house divided against itself equals one.

A miss is as good as a mile?  A miss is better than a mile.  At least you can date a miss.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but often plays at rock concerts.

A watched pot never boils.  You have to turn on the stove.

All that glitters is not gold.  Behold the sparkling wit in this blog.

All you need is love, lots of money and some candy.

All things must piss.  (Alive things that is.)

All roads lead to Rome and this confuses travelers.

All ends must come from good things.

UPDATED PROVERBS . . .

Good things come to those who cheat, bribe and steal.

A dog is a man's best friend and, with the way morals are going, may be his lover, too.

A bird in the hand may lead to cruelty-to-animal charges.

Honesty may not be the best policy.

Haste makes  attention deficit disorder easy to have.

Slow and steady wins points during sex.

An apple a day can make the drug companies lose money. 

A rolling stone gathers fans -- even after all these years.

People who live in glass houses are exhibitionists.

Don't cry over spilled dairy-free soy milk.

You can lead a horse to water, but why would you when you be spend your time on the Internet reading silly blogs. 

PROVERBS?

A bird in the hand makes it easier to spill milk.

An apple a day keeps two birds in the doctor's bush.

Honesty is the best policy when you live in a glass house.

Haste makes waste and sweat and breathlessness and sometimes a mess to name a few things.

A friend in need is not gold.

Every cloud has all its eggs in a silver basket.

Charity begins at home having sex with her family, and then she goes out and sleeps around everywhere.

Beggars can't be in the eye of the beholder.

Grin and bear it.  Smile when you take off your clothes. 

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him into a wish.

The calm comes before the storm along with a chicken and an egg. 

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but blogs will never fall far from the tree.