Perfection is a myth, and not a mister.
Success is a favorable outcome. (It doesn't hurt to have a favorable income, too.)
Failure is Nature's way of saying, "What the fuck are you doing?"
Loneliness is okay as long as you're not by yourself.
Life is fair as long as you have money.
Patience is a Virgo. (She was born August 31.)
Tomorrow is only today after 24 hours.
Honesty is not the best policy once you get caught.
Every ending comes from a beginning.
Good things come to those who cheat, bribe and steal.
A dog is a man's best friend and, with the way morals are going, may be his lover, too.
A bird in the hand may lead to cruelty-to-animal charges.
Honesty may not be the best policy.
Haste makes attention deficit disorder easy to have.
Slow and steady wins points during sex.
An apple a day can make the drug companies lose money.
A rolling stone gathers fans -- even after all these years.
People who live in glass houses are exhibitionists.
Don't cry over spilled dairy-free soy milk.
You can lead a horse to water, but why would you when you be spend your time on the Internet reading silly blogs.
