It's All About Loneliness

Loneliness walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Thanks for showing up!  People were starting to drink less."



"Why did the grass cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To be greener on the other side."
"But I thought this blog was about loneliness."
"Oh yeah, I forgot.  Okay, why did loneliness cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It loved being on grass."

Does Solitude every get lonely?

Do some people make you wish you were lonely?

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Loneliness."

"Go away.  This is not a bar."

WORDS OF WISDOM?

Perfection is a myth, and not a mister.



Success is a favorable outcome.  (It doesn't hurt to have a favorable income, too.)



Failure is Nature's way of saying, "What the fuck are you doing?"



Loneliness is okay as long as you're not by yourself.



Life is fair as long as you have money.



Patience is a Virgo.  (She was born August 31.)


Tomorrow is only today after 24 hours.


Honesty is not the best policy once you get caught.



Every ending comes from a beginning.