WORDS OF WISDOM?

Perfection is a myth, and not a mister.



Success is a favorable outcome.  (It doesn't hurt to have a favorable income, too.)



Failure is Nature's way of saying, "What the fuck are you doing?"



Loneliness is okay as long as you're not by yourself.



Life is fair as long as you have money.



Patience is a Virgo.  (She was born August 31.)


Tomorrow is only today after 24 hours.


Honesty is not the best policy once you get caught.



Every ending comes from a beginning.

SOME PROVERBS FROM THE OTHER WORLD

A cowardly friend is better than a fearful acquaintance.

A handful of patience is only for a gigantic doctor.

Fire is hot most of the time.

Those who are first are not second.

A fish on a hook is worth two at a baseball game. 

A rich person may go to Heaven and stick a needle in the eye of a camel.

Haste makes waste and serves it with red wine.

A squirrel with no teeth eventually goes nuts.

A fool and his money are the root of all evil.