Thursday, July 24, 2014
UPDATED PROVERBS . . .
Good things come to those who cheat, bribe and steal.
A dog is a man's best friend and, with the way morals are going, may be his lover, too.
A bird in the hand may lead to cruelty-to-animal charges.
Honesty may not be the best policy.
Haste makes attention deficit disorder easy to have.
Slow and steady wins points during sex.
An apple a day can make the drug companies lose money.
A rolling stone gathers fans -- even after all these years.
People who live in glass houses are exhibitionists.
Don't cry over spilled dairy-free soy milk.
You can lead a horse to water, but why would you when you be spend your time on the Internet reading silly blogs.
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