Instead of "Go to hell!" say "Get married!"
"I have to go to the bathroom." -
"I have to make a donation to The Sewage Foundation."
(Guess) - "Coitus away!"
(Guess again) - "Please dine on bodily waste!"
"He died." - "He's now the centerfold for Maggot Magazine."
Penis - Kingie
Vagina - Queenie
Masturbation - Taking Kingie/Queenie out to play
Menstruation - Dracula's favorite time of the month
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