IS IT POSSIBLE?

Is it possible that the sky is not the limit?




Is it possible that stress is the cause of stress?



Is it possible to be carefree when you are dead?



Is it possible to hear better when you close your eyes?



Is it possible that Vincent Van Gogh was selling himself to a cannibal piece by piece?



Is it possible that reincarnation causes past lives?



Is it possible that mirrors cause reflections?



Is it possible that you will run out of things to say if you live forever?



Is it possible that psychiatrists invent mental illnesses to make more money?



Is it possible to be happily depressed?



Is it possible that The End is not The's butt?

TIDBITS

"Aren't you lonely being on your own?"

"But I am not on my own.  When the voices in my head are not talking at me, then the voices in my head are talking to me." 
"You hear voices?"
"Yeah, don't you?"
"No."
"No?  Then how do you know what I'm saying?"

***

"Are you the person who has a friend with Alzheimer's disease?"

"I don't know.  I don't remember."

***

"How ya making out with the voices in your head?"

"Great!  They're happy that I installed hardwood floors, and a room with a view in my head." 

***

 "Does it bother you being in debt?"

"A little, but I know that I am not alone.  Large numbers of people in debt owe money."

***

 "Does stress reduce its stress by losing weight?"

***

"Had enough?"

SOME UNCONNECTED STUFF

I saw a man striking the road with a big stick.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"My name is Jack," he said.

I said, "And don't you come back no more no more no more no more."

THREE WAYS TO STOP STRESS: 

1 - Stay calm

2 - Stay calm

3 - Don't repeat things

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper meets with

Pope Francis . . .

QUESTIONS ABOUT HEALTH

Do fish take human-oil supplements?

Is it true that heart attacks hate healthy diets and exercise?

Is yoga the yellow part of a Vedic egg?

Is there such a thing as ugly sleep?

Would you be healthy if your caca smelled like perfume?

Can you lose weight by cutting off your head?

Does death relieve stress?

WAYS TO REDUCE STRESS

Are you stressed out?  Is going back to school bringing you down?  Is your routine a rut?  Here are some suggestions to help you to reduce your stress:

Walk to the Moon.  By the time you get there, you will have forgotten why you were stressed.

Wash your face.  How will washing your face reduce your stress?  I don't know, but it can't hurt.

Exorcise.  Find someone who is possessed and exorcise.

Get a life-threatening illness.  Watch how your worries melt away when you have a few days to live.  

Write Your Stress on a piece of paper.  Cut the paper in half, and throw one half away.  See how that reduces Your Stress?

HOW TO RELIEVE STRESS

Are you stressed out?
 Here's what to do.
Go to The Mob
And say, "Screw you!"
 
Stress disappears.
So do the blues.
Once you put on
New cement shoes.