WAYS TO REDUCE STRESS

Are you stressed out?  Is going back to school bringing you down?  Is your routine a rut?  Here are some suggestions to help you to reduce your stress:

Walk to the Moon.  By the time you get there, you will have forgotten why you were stressed.

Wash your face.  How will washing your face reduce your stress?  I don't know, but it can't hurt.

Exorcise.  Find someone who is possessed and exorcise.

Get a life-threatening illness.  Watch how your worries melt away when you have a few days to live.  

Write Your Stress on a piece of paper.  Cut the paper in half, and throw one half away.  See how that reduces Your Stress?

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