Showing posts with label illness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label illness. Show all posts

Saturday, September 6, 2014

WAYS TO REDUCE STRESS


Are you stressed out?  Is going back to school bringing you down?  Is your routine a rut?  Here are some suggestions to help you to reduce your stress:

Walk to the Moon.  By the time you get there, you will have forgotten why you were stressed.

Wash your face.  How will washing your face reduce your stress?  I don't know, but it can't hurt.

Exorcise.  Find someone who is possessed and exorcise.

Get a life-threatening illness.  Watch how your worries melt away when you have a few days to live.  

Write Your Stress on a piece of paper.  Cut the paper in half, and throw one half away.  See how that reduces Your Stress?




Sunday, May 22, 2011

THE END OF THE WORLD

Reverend Harold Camping was not entirely wrong about the end of the world.  On Saturday May 21, the world ended for the ants on my kitchen counter.

As for the end of the world?  I have a terminal disease.    My doctor said, "You will live as long as you are alive."   I hope I live long enough to see the world end, and reunite with the ants.