TIDBITS

"Aren't you lonely being on your own?"

"But I am not on my own.  When the voices in my head are not talking at me, then the voices in my head are talking to me." 
"You hear voices?"
"Yeah, don't you?"
"No."
"No?  Then how do you know what I'm saying?"

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"Are you the person who has a friend with Alzheimer's disease?"

"I don't know.  I don't remember."

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"How ya making out with the voices in your head?"

"Great!  They're happy that I installed hardwood floors, and a room with a view in my head." 

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 "Does it bother you being in debt?"

"A little, but I know that I am not alone.  Large numbers of people in debt owe money."

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 "Does stress reduce its stress by losing weight?"

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"Had enough?"