ON IMMUNE SYSTEMS . . .

An immune system walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

The immune system says, "I need something to make me stronger."

The bartender says, "I have just what you need."

The bartender goes away and then comes back with plenty of sunshine; exercise; and a diet high in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and low in saturated fats.

The immune system looks at what the bartender brought and says, "I'm sorry, but this looks too dull and too much like work.  Have you got a cigarette, and can you bring me some pizza and a beer?"

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Q:  Why did the immune system cross the road?

A:  To protect the road from vampires.

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Human beings exist because Earth's immune system is not working properly.

ARE THERE SUCH THINGS AS RANDOM QUESTIONS?

Does the sky ever sing the blues?

Should AIDS, SARS, and Ebola slow down Dracula?  Shouldn't he give his victims a blood test and wait for results before he bites?

Do light bulbs always have bright ideas?

Am I attracting Good Luck?  A flying horseshoe hit me in the head.  I'm okay, but the horseshoe required stitches.  

Will my imagination lose weight if I put it on a diet of fat-free ideas?

Can a question exist without an answer?


Are there such things as random questions?  Can "Wood comes from trees" be an answer to this question?   

MODERN FAIRY TALE TITLES WITH THE OCCASIONAL HEADLINE

Snow White and the Seven Drug Addicts

The Ant and the Grasshopper: A Tale of True Love

GINGERBREAD MAN BECOMES GINGERBREAD WOMAN

 Alice's Adventures Online

Beauty and the Feast: How One Woman Strayed From Her Diet

The Boy Who Cried Wolves Instead of Tears: A Modern Medicine Mystery 

CINDERELLA SUES FAIRY GODMOTHER OVER GLASS SLIPPER INJURY

Stupid and Psyche

The Emperor's New Clothes: Made In China

Men Are From East of the Sun, Women Are From West of the Moon

ANT AND GRASSHOPPER FIRST TO MARRY AFTER MARRIAGE-LAW CHANGE

The Fisherman and His Wife and Prince Hamlet:  A Tale of Wishes Greed and Procrastination

The Goose, the Golden Eggs, and the Federal Reserve

Jack and the Skyscraper

SNOW WHITE CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OF COCAINE
 
The Princess and the Pee: One Woman's Battle With Her Bladder 

Singood the Sailor Saint

Sleeping Beauty, Waking Ugly

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