An immune system walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"
The immune system says, "I need something to make me stronger."
The bartender says, "I have just what you need."
The bartender goes away and then comes back with plenty of sunshine; exercise; and a diet high in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and low in saturated fats.
The immune system looks at what the bartender brought and says, "I'm sorry, but this looks too dull and too much like work. Have you got a cigarette, and can you bring me some pizza and a beer?"
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Q: Why did the immune system cross the road?
A: To protect the road from vampires.
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Human beings exist because Earth's immune system is not working properly.
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