WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW

I know that 2 + 2 = 4.  (Does that make 4 bitwoual?)

I know that God is not dead.  (He started that rumor to hide his income and avoid taxes.)

I know that water is wet -- moist of the time.

I know that grass is green, and has nothing to do with snot.

I know that if you jump off a cliff, then sooner or later you will touch the ground.

I no when it comes to drugs.

I know that money talks, and never stops.  (I had to move my piggy bank out of my bedroom to get some sleep.)

I know that Snow White never had a problem having multiple orgasms.

I know when to stop.

MODERN FAIRY TALE TITLES WITH THE OCCASIONAL HEADLINE

Snow White and the Seven Drug Addicts

The Ant and the Grasshopper: A Tale of True Love

GINGERBREAD MAN BECOMES GINGERBREAD WOMAN

 Alice's Adventures Online

Beauty and the Feast: How One Woman Strayed From Her Diet

The Boy Who Cried Wolves Instead of Tears: A Modern Medicine Mystery 

CINDERELLA SUES FAIRY GODMOTHER OVER GLASS SLIPPER INJURY

Stupid and Psyche

The Emperor's New Clothes: Made In China

Men Are From East of the Sun, Women Are From West of the Moon

ANT AND GRASSHOPPER FIRST TO MARRY AFTER MARRIAGE-LAW CHANGE

The Fisherman and His Wife and Prince Hamlet:  A Tale of Wishes Greed and Procrastination

The Goose, the Golden Eggs, and the Federal Reserve

Jack and the Skyscraper

SNOW WHITE CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OF COCAINE
 
The Princess and the Pee: One Woman's Battle With Her Bladder 

Singood the Sailor Saint

Sleeping Beauty, Waking Ugly

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