Saturday, November 8, 2014
WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW
I know that 2 + 2 = 4. (Does that make 4 bitwoual?)
I know that God is not dead. (He started that rumor to hide his income and avoid taxes.)
I know that water is wet -- moist of the time.
I know that grass is green, and has nothing to do with snot.
I know that if you jump off a cliff, then sooner or later you will touch the ground.
I no when it comes to drugs.
I know that money talks, and never stops. (I had to move my piggy bank out of my bedroom to get some sleep.)
I know that Snow White never had a problem having multiple orgasms.
I know when to stop.
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