Hmmm . . .

A health-conscious killer will give his victims organically-grown poison.


At times, life is an organized mess.


All housing is affordable if you have enough money.


When you consider when it is paid, life insurance should be called death insurance.


By the time they become adults, most humans are self-cleaning.


A renovated brain will improve your life.


Caca never dies.


When a company advertises that it has over 50 years experience, it could mean that it has over 50 years of making mistakes.


Superman never received an award for courage.


The End is The End except when it isn't.

DECISIONS! DECISIONS! DECISIONS!

Should I take dancing lessons so I can teach poetry to peppermint peanuts?

Should I attend "The Great Picnic"  in The Land Of The Ant People?

Should I feel better now that I am feeling good?

Should I try to get the government to ban the word "prohibited"?

Should I find a place outside of Where?

Should I throw out my Y2K Survival Kit?

Should I come up with another name for the God Particle that atheists can use?

Since I contain active bacterial cultures, should I try a career as a tub of yogurt?

Should I think what I believe I think what I believe, or should I believe what I think?

Should I carry cash around with me instead of money?

Should I sell my castle in the air, or keep it and rent it to clouds?

Should I get experience at getting experience?

Should I disappea--

LOSE ENDS AND WHATNOT

Is this the box everyone is talking about?

What is inside the box that makes people say, "Think outside the box."

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The doctor says that I am safe for use in septic systems.   Now what?

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I saw my shadow on February 2, 2012.  That means we are going to get six more weeks of weather, and that the light was on.

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Today is February Sixth.   Last year this time it was February Sixth.  Is this a coincidence, or a conspiracy?

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Does the meaning of life have some thing to with vanilla beans?

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I am  looking forward to that future day when I will be happy living in the present.

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I want to move towards a better tomorrow, but I can't figure out how to stop tomorrow from becoming today.

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Am I a human being having a spiritual experience; a spiritual being having a human experience, or a big brown bald rock?

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I dream of becoming a famous parking space one day.

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How can nothing be the matter when matter is not nothing?
How can some thing be the matter when all things are matter?
Do answers to these questions matter?