STUPID PIZZA JOKES

Aren't you glad that pizzas don't taste the way they look?



"I'll have a pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, onions, tomatoes and ants, please."
"Ants?"
"Yes, ants.  The pizza is for a picnic.  With all the cutbacks, people have to bring their own ants.  



One day scientists will discover that the Moon is only a large pizza with no toppings.



When will someone invent a pizza that delivers itself?



"How come you always get to be on top?" said the pizza dough to the cheese.



Do pizzas ever get cheesed off?



"Do you know how pizza's change light bulbs?"
"How?"
"Very carefully because pizzas have no hands."



"Why did the pizza cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"It was cheesed off with a funny bone technician, and wanted to get away from his blog."

WHAT BUGS BUGS?

DECISIONS! DECISIONS! DECISIONS!

Should I take dancing lessons so I can teach poetry to peppermint peanuts?

Should I attend "The Great Picnic"  in The Land Of The Ant People?

Should I feel better now that I am feeling good?

Should I try to get the government to ban the word "prohibited"?

Should I find a place outside of Where?

Should I throw out my Y2K Survival Kit?

Should I come up with another name for the God Particle that atheists can use?

Since I contain active bacterial cultures, should I try a career as a tub of yogurt?

Should I think what I believe I think what I believe, or should I believe what I think?

Should I carry cash around with me instead of money?

Should I sell my castle in the air, or keep it and rent it to clouds?

Should I get experience at getting experience?

Should I disappea--