OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF ORGANS

"I hate him!  He's such a person."

  - An  Asshole

"Why does he cover me in plastic and push me around in that warm, wet room until I throw up?"

  - A Penis

"She's given me way too much chocolate.  I think I'll give some to her butt and thighs."

    - A Stomach

"Who says that I don't know what it's doing?"

-  A Left Hand about a Right Hand 

"I know I smell.  I'm supposed to smell."

  - A Nose

"Just when I start to get somewhere, she cuts me off!"

  - A Toenail

"I think, therefore he drinks."

  - A Brain

"Why do they call me the rear end when there are legs and feet below me?"

  - A Butt

WHAT BUGS BUGS?

GODZILLA'S CAREER CHANGE?

 

 

 

 

The Road Not Eaten

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana

          And sorry I could not eat both

          And be one eater and not gain weight, long I stood

          And looked down one as far as I could
          To where it bent in someone's underwear

          Then ate the other, just as fair

          And having perhaps the better brown spots

          Because it was soft and wanted to be a pear 

          Though as for that does not make sense
          But they were both about the same

 

          I shall be telling this with a sigh

          Somewhere ages and ages hence, or perhaps tomorrow:

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana, and I --

          I ate the one with the better brown spots,

         And that has made all the difference because now I have gas. 

 

                                                       - Godzilla