"I hate him! He's such a person."
- An Asshole
"Why does he cover me in plastic and push me around in that warm, wet room until I throw up?"
- A Penis
"She's given me way too much chocolate. I think I'll give some to her butt and thighs."
- A Stomach
"Who says that I don't know what it's doing?"
- A Left Hand about a Right Hand
"I know I smell. I'm supposed to smell."
- A Nose
"Just when I start to get somewhere, she cuts me off!"
- A Toenail
"I think, therefore he drinks."
- A Brain
"Why do they call me the rear end when there are legs and feet below me?"
- A Butt
