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The Road Not Eaten

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana

          And sorry I could not eat both

          And be one eater and not gain weight, long I stood

          And looked down one as far as I could
          To where it bent in someone's underwear

          Then ate the other, just as fair

          And having perhaps the better brown spots

          Because it was soft and wanted to be a pear 

          Though as for that does not make sense
          But they were both about the same

 

          I shall be telling this with a sigh

          Somewhere ages and ages hence, or perhaps tomorrow:

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana, and I --

          I ate the one with the better brown spots,

         And that has made all the difference because now I have gas. 

 

                                                       - Godzilla