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Does flesh happen when meat meets meat?

Is a whiter one who provides whiteness to milk and paper?

What is the sound of one orange meditating?

Q:  How can you tell if a banana is enlightened?

A:  An enlightened banana will smile more.

What is the sound of one clap handing?

This sentence is not to be read without a smile after it ends.

I HEARD A BANANA SNEEZE

I heard a banana sneeze.  It was a slippery sneeze, and appealed to me to ask the following:

Do rocks ever get petrified?

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Where do viruses go when they get sick?

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If dust ruled the world, then would vacuum cleaners be in concentration camps?

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If you were taught the Medicine of the Future, then how could you know anything until the future happens?

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What is so bad about death?  Death reduces anxiety, stress, and depression -- at least for the deceased.

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Is growing grapes a fruitful business?

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Is it a coincidence that politician and parasite both begin with a p?

I better stop now.  The banana that sneezed is complaining about my humor.

GODZILLA'S CAREER CHANGE?

 

 

 

 

The Road Not Eaten

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana

          And sorry I could not eat both

          And be one eater and not gain weight, long I stood

          And looked down one as far as I could
          To where it bent in someone's underwear

          Then ate the other, just as fair

          And having perhaps the better brown spots

          Because it was soft and wanted to be a pear 

          Though as for that does not make sense
          But they were both about the same

 

          I shall be telling this with a sigh

          Somewhere ages and ages hence, or perhaps tomorrow:

          Two roads diverged from a yellow banana, and I --

          I ate the one with the better brown spots,

         And that has made all the difference because now I have gas. 

 

                                                       - Godzilla 

 

 

 

 

"I don't mind working with him, but you've got to do something about his banana breath."