I heard a banana sneeze. It was a slippery sneeze, and appealed to me to ask the following:
Do rocks ever get petrified?
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Where do viruses go when they get sick?
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If dust ruled the world, then would vacuum cleaners be in concentration camps?
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If you were taught the Medicine of the Future, then how could you know anything until the future happens?
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What is so bad about death? Death reduces anxiety, stress, and depression -- at least for the deceased.
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Is growing grapes a fruitful business?
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Is it a coincidence that politician and parasite both begin with a p?
I better stop now. The banana that sneezed is complaining about my humor.
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