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Does flesh happen when meat meets meat?

Is a whiter one who provides whiteness to milk and paper?

What is the sound of one orange meditating?

Q:  How can you tell if a banana is enlightened?

A:  An enlightened banana will smile more.

What is the sound of one clap handing?

This sentence is not to be read without a smile after it ends.

UNREASONALBLE RULES OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

Never eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the same time.  Eat these meals separately over periods of time throughout the day.


No matter how big your mouth is, always use one fork or spoon when eating.


Eat junk food now and again for fun.


Never wear your underwear for more than seven years without changing it.


Always make sure that your pants are down before using toilet paper.


Always read with your eyes open.


Never meditate while sitting on train tracks.


Do not breathe underwater unless drowning is your goal.


Make sure you get a minimum of a million hours of sleep each night after you die.