Who was the genius who thought that toilet paper should come out in small single sheets?
The toilet paper dispenser in the Tim Hortons' washroom at College Park dispenses single 8-inch x 4-inch sheets. (20cm x 10cm)
The genius who invented this toilet paper, and its dispenser, was not aware that the world has big assholes. Or perhaps this genius knew that the world has big assholes, and wanted to make sure people have to wash their hands after going.
Never eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the same time. Eat these meals separately over periods of time throughout the day.
No matter how big your mouth is, always use one fork or spoon when eating.
Eat junk food now and again for fun.
Never wear your underwear for more than seven years without changing it.
Always make sure that your pants are down before using toilet paper.
Always read with your eyes open.
Never meditate while sitting on train tracks.
Do not breathe underwater unless drowning is your goal.
Make sure you get a minimum of a million hours of sleep each night after you die.
