Monday, June 1, 2015

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WARNING:  This blog is restricted to those 100 years of age or younger.  Anyone older than 100 years of age, who reads this blog, is subject to prosecution and/or death very shortly.


Does flesh happen when meat meets meat?


Is a whiter one who provides whiteness to milk and paper?


What is the sound of one orange meditating?


Q:  How can you tell if a banana is enlightened?
A:  An enlightened banana will smile more.


What is the sound of one clap handing?


This sentence is not to be read without a smile after it ends.

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