ON SNOW

Snow walked into a bar.  The bartender wiped it up because it melted.



"Why did the snow cross the road?"
"I don't know.  Why?"
"It didn't cross the road.  It was tossed on the other side by someone shoveling."

Salvador Dali: How many snowmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Straight Person For This Joke: I don't know.  How many?

Salvador Dali:  Melting clocks! 



Does Santa have a red nose from the cold, or from snorting snow?

KU KLUX KLAN UPSET OVER SNOWFLAKE DATING CORNFLAKE

Donald Trump: How many snowmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Hillary Clinton: I don't know, Donald.  How many?

Donald Trump: Just one, but it has to be an American snowman made from American snow.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID? OR THEY SAID WHAT? II

BESTSELLERS AMONGST . . .

The following books are bestsellers, but only amongst the groups mentioned.

Bestseller amongst geese:

How To Keep Your Down When Everything Is Going Up  

by Harry Honk 

Amongst viruses:

Fifty Shades of Ebola 

by Diane Diagnose

Amongst Ku Klux Klan members:

A Brief History of White 

by Ray Cyst

Amongst brides:

How To Be A Virgin When You Ain't 

by Ida Impure

Amongst trains:

The Tracks of My Tears

by Loco Motif

Amongst ghosts:

Crime and Ectoplasm 

by Fyodor Ghostoyevsky

Amongst suicide bombers:

The Big Bang Theory

by G. Powder

Amongst endings:

Is It Really The End?

by Al L. Finn

IN DEFENSE OF DONALD STERLING

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling was banned from basketball for life after a recorded private conversation was made public.  In this conversation Sterling criticized a friend for associating with "black people."  Sterling was also fined $2.5 million dollars.  The National Basketball Assocaition Commissioner Adam Sliver said,"Effective immediately, I am banning Mr. Sterling for life from any association with The Clippers organization or the NBA. Mr. Sterling may not attend any NBA games or practices, he may not be present at any Clippers facility and he may not participate in any business or player personnel decisions involving the team.

"He will also be barred from attending NBA Board of Governors meetings or participating in any other league activity. I am also fining Mr. Sterling the maximum amount under the NBA constitution."

So, the National Basketball Association (NBA) is not allowing Donald Sterling to associate with it because Sterling did not want his friend associating with "black people."  In other words, the NBA is showing intolerance to Sterling's intolerance.  This is supposed to stop intolerance.  

Was Donald Sterling causing violence, or advocating genocide?   No.  He was merely expressing his opinion privately.  Unfortunately, the NBA did not agree with his opinion, and got as angry as a member of the Ku Klux Klan discovering chocolate chips in vanilla ice cream.

Donald Sterling has a right to his opinion.  The reaction to it was much ado about nothing.  The NBA could have simply released a statement saying that Sterling's opinions do not reflect those of the NBA.  No further action is necessary.

By the way, black people now know why Donald Sterling has never sent them any invitations.

Source: The Telegraph

KU KLUX KLAN'S PLAN TO BATTLE RACISM

The Ku Klux Klan is doing its part to fight against racism.  Instead meeting once a week, they will meet only once a month.