KENNETH KABOOK KABONGA PREDICTS SOME STUFF FOR THE FUTURE

City of the Future

Kenneth Kabook Kabonga, a nobody in particular, got a degree in making predictions at the University of Eggs, in Chickenville, Ontario.  (I hope you laugh at the yolks even if they're not punny.)

Kenneth Kabonga, or KKK as his friends call him, closed his eyes and made the following predictions for the future:

- People will have beds that undress them at night, dress them and the morning, and then the beds will make themselves.

- There will be invisible pet food for invisible pets.

- People will own coffee makers that do their income taxes, too, as well as keep a family budget.

- Hot cats will replace hot dogs.

- People will eat carbonated popcorn made from soda pop and corn.

- There will be self-cleaning diapers for the young and old.

- No need for mosquito repellent.  Scientists will breed mosquitoes that suck air instead of blood.

-  People will do less laundry because of self-cleaning clothes.

And finally, Kenneth Kabook Kabonga predicts that people will write better blogs in the future.

Here is what KKK sees when he closes his eyes:

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