Funny Bone Technician: AT YOUR SERVICE . . .

What services do I provide? Many. Here are some of them:

To the letters of the alphabet, I provide words.
To ideas, I provide expression.
To my Facebook friends, I provide a Wall to write on.
To my kids and family, I provide embarrassment.
To my ex-wife, I provide someone to blame.
To the group Termites Against Steel, I provide my support.
To the public, I provide someone to judge and feel superior to.
To the environment, I provide carbon dioxide and other environmentally-friendly stuff.
To the government, I reluctantly provide money.
To various sane and insane voices, I provide the space inside my head.
To homeless viruses, germs and diseases, I provide temporary shelter.

And to my fellow human beings, I provide laughter as we trudge towards Eternity where McDonald's, Starbucks, and Walmart wait to welcome us.

Funny Bone Technician