A CIA agent frets over shredding his dog after the dog eats a top secret. The story gets complicated when the CIA agent discovers that his dog is too big for the shredder.
A doll creates havoc for a little girl and her family when the doll is possessed by the evil spirit of a stink bug.
Activists from Black Lives Matter take a black hole to court because the black hole sucked up everything instead of only sucking up things that are black.
The subplot deals with an inter-spice marriage between ginger and oregano. There are concerns that the children won't know what spice they are.
Michael Jackson returns from the dead and attempts to solve the Kennedy assassination. Jackson's efforts are hindered by a priest with ties to foreign dolphins that wear beads.
One dark and stormy night, a funny bone technician finds half a brain. He suddenly becomes dangerous.
