ON NUMBERS

Do numbers count on each other?

"Why did zero cross the road?"

"I don't know.  Why?"

"To go nowhere."

How come zero is something when it comes to the weather, but nothing when it comes to a bank account?

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a number?"

"How many?"

"One, but the bulb has to be able to count."

Number 1 walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

And Number 1 said, "I'll have a zero, please."

The bartender served Number 1 a zero.  Number 1 drank it and said, "Ahhh, that's good!  Now I feel like a ten."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Eight."

"Eight who?"

"I didn't eat anyone."

"What happened when Number 3 gained weight?"

"What?"

"It became Number 8."

How come my feet aren't 12 inches?

"I have nothing more to say," said zero.

FUN WITH NUMBERS AND A DECIMAL POINT

A decimal point and a period walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The decimal point says, "I'll have a fraction of a beer, please."
"And you?" says the bartender to the period.
"Nothing," says the period.  "I'm at the end of this joke."


Do numbers count on each other?


"I have $100.00 and I spend $100.00.  How much money do I have left?"
"None."
"Wrong.  I still have a credit card."


Zero walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
And Zero says, "Nothing."
The bartender brings Zero nothing, Zero drinks it and then leaves without paying.  
Another customer sees this and says to the bartender, "You're going to let Zero leave after not paying for a drink of nothing?"
The bartender looks at the customer and says slowly, "Think about what you are asking."


Famous words of Hamlet:  "Two be, or not two be both equal X.  Y is that?"
 


Salvador Dali, the famous mathematician, once asked:

  "If 2 + 2 = 4, then Y is this THE END?"

NEVER NURSES (An Anagram For "Seven Reruns")