FUN WITH NUMBERS AND A DECIMAL POINT

A decimal point and a period walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The decimal point says, "I'll have a fraction of a beer, please."
"And you?" says the bartender to the period.
"Nothing," says the period.  "I'm at the end of this joke."


Do numbers count on each other?


"I have $100.00 and I spend $100.00.  How much money do I have left?"
"None."
"Wrong.  I still have a credit card."


Zero walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
And Zero says, "Nothing."
The bartender brings Zero nothing, Zero drinks it and then leaves without paying.  
Another customer sees this and says to the bartender, "You're going to let Zero leave after not paying for a drink of nothing?"
The bartender looks at the customer and says slowly, "Think about what you are asking."


Famous words of Hamlet:  "Two be, or not two be both equal X.  Y is that?"
 


Salvador Dali, the famous mathematician, once asked:

  "If 2 + 2 = 4, then Y is this THE END?"

Hmmm . . .

Can police charge a battery with assault?

Where are the dayclubs?

Is it still considered traveling when you go crazy?

How come you never see pop stars in cans or bottles?

Would dinosaurs still be extinct if they had used deodorant?

Do prisoners get periods at the ends of their sentences?

How come people who are out of their minds still think that they are in their minds? 

Does B.Y.O.B. on an invitation to a zombie party mean Bring Your Own Brains?

 

Are we done yet? 

"No, just one more picture and that will be it."

Promise?

"Promise."