Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dinosaurs. Show all posts

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Hmmm . . .




Can police charge a battery with assault?


Where are the dayclubs?


Is it still considered traveling when you go crazy?


How come you never see pop stars in cans or bottles?


Would dinosaurs still be extinct if they had used deodorant?


Do prisoners get periods at the ends of their sentences?


How come people who are out of their minds still think that they are in their minds? 


Does B.Y.O.B. on an invitation to a zombie party mean Bring Your Own Brains?


 
Are we done yet? 
"No, just one more picture and that will be it."
Promise?
"Promise."


 

Saturday, April 26, 2014

FASCINATING FACTS


Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman have never filed income tax returns.

Emo Rubik, the inventor of Rubik's Cube, loves to square dance.

Illness is the number one cause of sickness.

Jellyfish do not like Jello.   (Perhaps that is because they don't have brains.)

Dinosaurs do not make good astronauts.

Online computer problems often mean short blogs.