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Taking the high road is not the same as traveling high on the road.


Flies should get screened for diseases.


Eating a healthy diet reduces your risk of starvation.


If you smoke, take it easy and cool down.


How many people beat cancer, and do not get charged with assault?


Where does God go for medical checkups?


Your risk of dying increases after age 103.


Did someone's derrière die, or is this the end?

Hmmm . . .

Can police charge a battery with assault?

Where are the dayclubs?

Is it still considered traveling when you go crazy?

How come you never see pop stars in cans or bottles?

Would dinosaurs still be extinct if they had used deodorant?

Do prisoners get periods at the ends of their sentences?

How come people who are out of their minds still think that they are in their minds? 

Does B.Y.O.B. on an invitation to a zombie party mean Bring Your Own Brains?

 

Are we done yet? 

"No, just one more picture and that will be it."

Promise?

"Promise."