"Why did the kangaroo cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was on its way to its court."
"How many kangaroos does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know. How many?
"I don't know either. That's why I asked."
"What is a kangaroo's biggest fault?"
"What?"
"Jumping to conclusions."
"What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a blog?"
"I don't know."
"A blog that jumps all over the place."
"What did the Moon say to Mars?"
"I don't know. What?"
"Do you come here often? What is your sign? Can I buy you a black hole?"
Is it true that Indigo gets the blues?
Climate change isn't true because it isn't mentioned in The Bible.
What did Jesus get his father for Father's Day? Ties? Probably not. His father only wears a long white robe and has no need for ties.
Since there is nothing mentioned in The Bible about what Jesus bought his father, for Father's Day, we can only guess:
- A Calvin Klein robe to replace the robe his father has worn for centuries?
- Another religion? Perhaps one that everyone can believe in?
- A pollution-free planet?
- An honest politician no government wants or can use?
- A coffee mug that reads: Greatest Dad In The
Universe?
- A gPhone, instead of an iPhone, with the g standing for God?
- A Superdad T shirt?
Perhaps Jesus did not buy anything for his father, for Father's Day, because his father does not exist. If Jesus' father does not exist, then there's a good chance that Jesus does not exist. If Jesus does not exist, then we know what he bought his father for Father's Day.
